by
Sadaf Fayyaz
Old: A quarrelsome man has no good neighbors
New: Become quarrelsome in order to make your neighbors good.
Old: A rule isn’t fair if it applies to everyone.
New: A single rule has different applications for different people. (See HR rules these days)
Old: A thousand artisans a thousand plans.
New: A thousand artisans, not even a single plan these days.
Old: A trouble shared is a trouble halved.
New: A trouble shared is a trouble doubled these days.
Old: A true soldier doesn’t accept the defeat before the battle.
New: Soldiers seldom enter the battle field these days.
Old: Aim high in your career, but stay humble in your heart.
New: Aim high in your career but accept the lowest salary.
Old: As you shall sow, so shall you reap?
New: Sowing something reaping something else.
Old: Bad is called good when worse happens.
New: Worse is called bad when worst happens. (E.g. take politics)
Old: Beauty without virtue is a flower without perfume.
New: Girl without dowry is a flower without a perfume.
Old: Better one true friend than 100 relatives.
New: Better one true friend than 1000 relatives.
Old: Butterflies come to pretty flowers.
New: Boys come to pretty girls.
Old: Character building begins at infancy and continues till death.
New: Character building begins after becoming a politician and continues until resignation.
Old: Economy is the wealth of the poor and wisdom of the rich.
New: Economy is the rule of the rich and misery of the poor. (See present times)
ULTRALOL!!! =D So true!
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