Humble & Down to Earth:

Hi everyone! I am a very patriotic and nationalist kind of politician. I love my country a lot and cannot bear any one looking at it with an evil eye. I am so humble, nice and caring that whenever I go, people gather around me and praise my work. I don’t care much about money and not at all a materialistic kind of person. I have never counted the money in my bank accounts. (My secretaries do it for me). I am always forced and requested to hold my seat. When it comes to jobs, candidates themselves come to me and tell me,
“Sir, your nephews and nieces deserve this post more than us.”
So I have to keep a regard for their wish. When it comes to land, I am not interested in acquiring acres of land. But the land owners request me to get it. I have presided so many meetings and processions, that I always hear speakers praising me. I thank God for granting me so many qualities. I have more than twenty air conditioners in my house. They are always on. I don’t feel like putting them on since we have power shortage, but people come to me and tell me,
“sir, we can live without electricity, please don’t put your ac off”.
I have to fulfill their wish. I have recently sent my nephew abroad on a scholarship. The other candidates came to me and said,
“Sir, your nephew deserves going abroad more than us.”
The candidates themselves left the study abroad position. I am your most obedient servant.