The Most Idiotic Face bookers

By

Sadaf Fayyaz

Type 1: “Hi, can you chat with me?” (Though your chat box is open and your status is online)

Type 2: “Hey, where are you from, what you do?” (Everything is mentioned in profile)

Type 3: “Are you busy this time?” (No, I am having fun)

Type 4: “Why are you single?” (I should have appointed you as a marriage witness)

Type 5: “Do I know you?” (No, I sent a request for time pass)

Type 6: “What music do you like?” (I took thirty minutes to fill music section in FB profile)

Type 7: “Hi, where do you work?” (Is it my CV that you are looking for?)

Type 8: “How old are you?” (The FB DOB section I haven’t left empty)

Type 9: “Are you a photographer? Did you take these pictures yourself?” (I am a dumb, bought a canon, and lend it to my neighbors to use my copyrights on my images.”)

Type 10: “Hi, it is urgent. Please help me. Accept my Farmville gift.” (Such a hasty level of urgency)

Type 11: “Is this your original picture on profile?” (No, that is an actress who played movie roles)

Type 12: “How old is the profile picture? Are you still like that?” (No, all my teeth are broken now)

Type 13: " Hello, Your picture is good, add me." ( Yuck)

Type 14: "You face seems familiar, where did I see you?" (We were Muhallah Kabaddi players ten years ago)

Type 15: "Hi, I am new to facebook, Can you help me?" (yeah. I am Zuckerberg's official correspondent for helping people)

Type 16: "You did your fsc in 2000, how old are you now?" (I was 19 that time and I have just turned 20 now, how much did you score in mathematics?)

Type 17: "Hi, add me on facebook, rejected,,,again I wonnt bother you,, request on Myspace,.. you are so rude, I promise wont bother you,,, request on twitter,,, " (yeah you are giving me good relief...)

Type 18: "Profile id name is safoora alim with a dp of a girl, and turns out to be a Shakir Syed."

Type 19; "Are you a writer?".....( No, I am a plumber, who recorded experiences)

Type 20: "Hi, what do you do?" ( Excuse me...............)

Type 21: "Can I ask you something? Why you have so many friends?"..... (Because I believe in making stupid friends...) (The shittiest kind)

Type 22: "Are you a painter? What do you paint? what is the best thing about Mona Lisa? (No, I am a sarakchaap, I paint walls and the best thing about Mona Lisa is that she dances well on Mujras)..."

Type 23: "I want to comment on your status, please add me..." (I am not a celebrity that my status seems commentable to you)

Type 24: "Facebook Uncles"... I dont need to explain them.......

Type 25: "id 1 blocked, id 2 blocked, id 3 blocked,,,," Chipkoo class

Type 26: Bhai Loag: "Hi, I want to be your brother........".....(LOL)

Type 27: "Young and underground artist......"........"Hey whose this?"

Type 28: "I am very sad, everyone has left me, wife, family........" (Ok, if you are sad why have you become so fat?)

To be Continued.................