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I did radio, I did TV, and I always to find the real me..
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Sadaf

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Eve Teasing: Not an Avoidable Issue

“Two boys the trademark muscular built and tight shirt, dancing like they do on marriages and singing song for a girl who was sitting alone waiting for someone, at a public restaurant.” 


 
Most of us have been writing articles and posts on the sexual harassment, but wrote very little on this issue. This phenomenon of eve-teasing stands for public harassment, teasing and molestation of women by men. The term may not be found in European and American literature much, but the process takes place even in western cultures too. The semantic roots of the euphemistic term basically originate from Indian English language. The strangest thing about eve-teasing is that it’s a much difficult crime to prove, as compared with the sexual harassment. The Indian government has taken measures and steps against this thing by establishing women police stations and anti eve-teasing cells. Eve-teasing starts with some street molestation and can go up to a severe crime, like acid throwing. The eve-teasing that results in death of the victim can ultimately be linked with a crime. For example the death of Sarika Shah and Pearl Gupta, who both died as a result of eve-teasing, raised the issue to be thought provoking. The women rights organization helped to pass ‘The Delhi Prohibition of Eve-teasing Bill 1984′.

Whatever I found on eve-teasing issue, were the laws and punishments by the Indian government. The National Commission for Women proposed No 9. Eve Teasing (New Legislation) in 1988. According to Indian Penal Code, a man found guilty of passing comments, remarks, making obscene gestures and singing vulgar songs, can be sentenced to imprisonment for three months. The section 292 clearly spells that the man showing pornographic material to a girl or woman would be fined Rs. 2000 with an imprisonment of two years for first offenders and in case of repeated offense, could be sentenced to a fine of Rs. 5000 with five years of imprisonment. ‘The Black Noise Project’ is yet another initiative by Jasmeen Patheja taken against eve-teasing.

The psychology of eve-teasing is not that simple. Some people hold a myth that because of their, attractive looks, dress and make-up, eve-teasing comes up. But, some women covering themselves completely and without any make-up even reported it. Even the girls wearing Hijab and Abaya complained of it. People hold a second myth to it that women should not go out and stay at home. What would happen to working widows and single moms, who have to earn and raise their children? If they stick to their homes, who is going to feed their kids? The same applies to college and university students. The myth states that they should bid adieu to their studies forever. A third myth associated with eve-teasing is that only young and beautiful college girls are victims of it. Not only college girls are the victims, but some senior 40+ aged women are also molested. School girls, college students, working women regularly go through mortifying comments by the disruptive men at public places.

The similar phenomenon has been described as “Chikan” in Japanese culture, with a little variation in it. The kind of sexual antagonism is even harder to define in every culture. It’s just not a street gesture but a social evil and lethal crime. Even the term originates from India, but the phenomenon is experienced a lot in Pakistan and Bangladesh too. In Bangladesh, they recently observed “Eve Teasing Protection Day” on 13th June, 2010. In Pakistan, we see so many cases and examples of it at schools, cinemas, universities, bus stops, college gates, cinemas, shopping centers, NGOs, Malls, concerts, cafes, restaurants and even business centers aren’t free of this rampant evil. You would find groups of boys trying to attract or gather a female’s attention, by singing songs, passing comments and staring badly at times. Eve-teasing has its own objectives and it’s strange to note that the teasers and victims are ordinary people. The eve teasing cases are usually ignored. But the eve-teasing cases that lead to the suicide and death of the victim cannot be ignored at any cost, because sometimes it overlaps with sexual harassment. How would one define eve-teasing by the recruitment manager of a company, who saves cell number from electronic CV of a female candidate and then makes dumb unwanted phone calls? (Text eve-teasing)Even if someone covers herself the calls would still be there. How would you define cyber eve-teasing? One can only feel cyber eve- teasing. Eve teasing in the corporate world is both unethical as well as unprofessional.

Most people define and would take it as fun. But the same teasers would react badly and would be ready to kill someone who teases their siblings. One must know and understand that this is not just an ordinary joke but it has serious ramifications. What shocked me more was that India and Bangladesh are raising awareness among people on this social evil. I didn’t see any research work, article or any kind of awareness campaign in Pakistan regarding this issue. Though on sexual harassment, there are many articles and blogs. Even the sexual harassment bill is in its implementation phase and doldrums. Is it because of the reason that we perceive ‘eve teasing’ as sexual harassment or we never bothered to raise any awareness on this topic? Is ‘eve-teasing’ as a soft way of describing blatant harassment that ranges from verbal to physical abuse, may be facial at times? We have been talking about sexual harassment, but talked nothing about ‘eve teasing’? Does it need a law in a situation like where women, who dare to come out on the streets are subjected to unconcealed sexual harassment and catcalls by men, a behavior that would be highly punishable by jail-terms in most of the western countries. The recent chopping off nose of a teaser isn’t the right solution nor is the beating up the culprit is the right one. Instead of treating it as a social evil, would make some sense. It has become a sadistic cycle. If India and Bangladesh are taking measures on this issue, why can’t we do the same? I would simply shun out the critics who talk about Adam-teasing, since Eve-teasing is more rampant. Apart from being a crime, it damages the self esteem and dignity of a woman publicly. Avoiding this issue may not serve as a remedy. A civilized society must not afford to disregard such an important issue, since it makes parents insecure. It deserves to be handled keenly. Eliminating eve-teasing would help women visit public places without any fear, boost their self esteem and will further gender equality. 

The Post was published in Aaj TV.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

A Session with Jehangir Aziz Hayat


Published in Inklings

By

[Sadaf Fayyaz]



My Complexes: Unable to tell which chord is which?
 
What turns me on: Defeating my demons

What turns me off: Pretentious people

Philosophy of life: Be the best at whatever you do and be remembered for something worthwhile.

Secret Ambitions: To govern this country! 

Favorite Cologne: Whatever is the closest to reach in the bathroom

Music Genre: Metal, Grunge, Hard Rock and New Age

Favorite Musicians: Phil Anselmo, Dave Mustaine, Kurt Cobain, Eddie Vedder, Nick Drake and Ray Lynch.

I would love to perform with: Eddie Vedder and Phil Anselmo
 
I would love to see my country: Prosper and become one of wealthiest states. Who is there to stop us?

Favorite Car: Any with four wheels and an AC

Favorite Dress: Shirt and Cargo Pants!

Favorite place to hang out: Whatever is the closest that serves tea/coffee and ice-cream, So Masooms in F-11/1 

Favorite Movies: The Hangover, 300 & I Am Legend

Favorite Actors: Russell Crowe and Robert Downey Jr.

Characteristics that attract me as person: Determination and innocence
 
Things I hate to do: Contemplating over useless things
 
As a kid I was: Always hungry

What I always put off until tomorrow: Nothing! Got to do it right and got to do it now

Craziest Fan: Wanted to kill me

Success to me is: Crucial

Question I hate: Could you please play the A Chord (or whatever)?

Question I love: Could you put the first finger on the E’s 5th fret, the second on the A’s 7th and the third on the D’s 7th? 

Food that makes me crazy: Pizza!
 
Biggest Asset: My focus
 
Music for me is like: A drug
 
When no one is looking, I like to: Dream of what I want and will achieve
 
Describe a moment in my life that was truly romantic: *cough*

Most prized possession: My PRS!

What is the real me like: Reserved
 
Idea of perfect happiness: Sitting with my parents and learning from my father
 
Three things that I like about myself: Focus, learning from mistakes and straight-forwardness
 
Three things that I dislike about myself: Overly sensitive. I never forget and tend to hold things against people
 
Biggest Regret: To have listened to others

Motivation: My father
 
My Band: Is filled with crazy ideas
 
First instrument I learnt playing: The Guitar!

Favorite Hero: My father
 
Favorite Quote:We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.”
 
Biggest Passion: Music

Biggest Desire: Is to become extremely competent in my chosen field and represent my country
 
Favorite Drink: Dr. Pepper!

Biggest Expectation: Honesty

Favorite Pastime: Making something new

Favorite Song: They change every week! This week it’s “Superhuman” by “Velvet Revolver.”
 
Most memorable moment: Getting above 80% in all my subjects this year.
 
Source of learning: My father.

Source of inspiration: My father. 

I hate people who: Aren’t able to achieve anything and drive others down with them.

Favorite season: Winters

Favorite Travel Resorts: My sister’s place in the Isle of Man! 

Zodiac Sign: Gemini

Biggest Weakness: I believe most of the things people have to tell me.

Biggest Strength: I can do whatever I set my mind onto.

The biggest hurdle in my way: Hate

Message to readers: Did you guys actually search for this?

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Auntysville


All of us know them. Whether it is a wedding, a funeral or a birthday party there they will be asking questions, making oh-so-helpful suggestions and gathering information to file away for future reference – aunties!
It may start innocently enough. But don’t be fooled by their innocent questions – otherwise you may regret it.
6:05 by the chaat table
Aunty Jan: Beta, how are doing? And how many rozas did you keep?
Bobby: Just kept a few. I fell sick one week before Eid and missed a few.
Aunty Jan: Oho! You must take care of your health. Get well soon. Say my salaam to your mother. You must eat healthy food and sleep well.
6:10 by the chocolate fountain
Aunty Jan: Have you heard?
Aunty Begum: Heard what?
Aunty Jan: Haaye! I can’t even say it! Laali’s son, Bobby does not keep fasts anymore! He just skipped them so conveniently. Haaye haaye. What would his dear naani say? I am tau bas too worried he would straight away go to hell.
Aunty Begum: Oh no! Tauba tauba! Is that so? He is a big sinner. I must tell Paashu that we will not have them to tea. I can’t have heathens dirtying the Wedgewood.
6:55 Islamabad
Aunty Jan’s enterprising network has spread the word from aunty to aunty – adding some more masala and color to the original conversation each time the tale is told. Bobby had no idea that a simple conversation could land him in so much trouble. They are like a walking talking local twitter. However, all conversation are not so innocent. Some aunties go straight for the kill.
Bibi Aunty: So, beta, what do you do?
Annoyed Girl: I recently finished my studies.
Bibi Aunty: Mashallah! Mashallah! So, are you married?
Annoyed Girl: Yes, I am.
BiBi Aunty: Oh. Mashallah! Tell me beta, how many kids do you have?
Annoyed Girl: None yet but we are both so young that we decided -
Bibi Aunty: Oh my God! Why don’t you and your husband visit a doctor? You must go for a physical check up. I can recommend an excellent gynecologist.  My bechari niece she was childless too. But then she had her treatment and now look at her four fat babies! You should pray for yourself. You should ask your husband to pray as well.
These session can go on unless the person Bibi Aunty is talking to makes a quick get away. It’s not only married girls who are attacked. though Aunties feel like they have a great deal of wisdom to offer the unemployed as well.
BiBi Aunty: So, beti, what do you do?
Graduate Girl: I just graduated from college and am looking for a job.
BiBi Aunty: Well, I saw an ad of  a bank in the newspaper yesterday. Why don’t you apply there?
Graduate Girl: I did, but they need someone with experience and references.
BiBi Aunty: Why don’t you work in some NGO? My niece is working for one and they are paying her very well.
Graduate Girl: (sarcastically) Oh my god! You are so right! Of course why didn’t I think of that?  Sure, thats what I will do.
If aunty’s are good at anything it is suggesting – everything from  prayers to jobs. But while aunty deaerest is is good at offering suggestions she should also offer disclaimers that she knows nothing about the job market. She only follows perceptions and assumptions. If something was good for her nephews and nieces, she thinks it must be good for everyone.
They keep offering stupid and useless advice. Auntys can get away with asking the most inappropriate and disrespectful questions. Has someone’s daughter eloped? Aunty is here to investigate.  They will discuss everyones personal lives even grown women who have families of their own.
At weddings they may accost mothers.
Aunty Khala: Arey! This is your daughter?
Worried Mom: Yes, she is.
Aunty Khala:: The apple certainly fell far from the tree. You are still so lovely. Your skin is milky white and glowing – why doesn’t you daughter look like you? Is she married?
Worried Mom: No
Aunty Khala: I know a very reliable matchmaker! There is a lady in this mohallah, I forget the name but she is supposed to do wonders for even the most unlikely candidates. I will find her number and give it to you. Go and meet her.  I pray for your daughter. I wish that she gets a very nice person. These days one can’t trust people too much.  I pray for every girl these days. I pray  that they get settled at the right time. After all who will want them when they are older than twenty-five?
Aunty’s don’t just pick on us girls though. At times, when they see a good-looking young man in some function, our aunty will investigate. The question answer session will slowly evolve according to the aunty’s requirements.
It will start with: “what’s going on these days?” quickly followed up “what are your plans for the future?” If the candidate is worthy of further investigation comes where do you work?” and then the inevitableany plans to get married?”
A clever aunty knows how to reel in her bait – she will ask boys or girls to fetch them a cold drink or some food and then attack.
Some investigative aunties display more tact. Instead of approaching the target they strike an elder sister.
Info Aunty: So you are just two siblings? Where does your brother work? How much does he earn? How much do you earn? What does your brother do? What are his qualification? What is your qualification? How long has he has been working? Why didn’t he go abroad? Why doesn’t he go to UK?
When aunties get together they can be pure evil – even if it as a funeral.
BiBi Aunty: Haaye! I am so sad that she is no more. She was my best friend. Why was she living in this house – it looks like a rats nest?
Aunty Begum: May she rest in peace. She just never paid for a full time maasi. I sweat I can’t breathe with all this dust. They are the cheapest people I know!
Aunty Khala:You know, na,  that her elder daughter ran off to marry some boy of her own choice?
Info Aunty: Haan haan! I know. Sahmeful behavior.  This elite class of people is just disgusting – no moral fibre! All their children are the same. They party and even drink.
Aunty Begum: Thank God, my children are not like that.
BiBi Aunty: I pray that all the children are safe from such evils. We must train our children to be good, upstanding citizens – just like us!


One can judge and estimate how these wonderful combinations work and act like local twitter. This special character you would find everywhere, in every form and in every sphere of life. Our life is useless without such  characters. They loves asking question from others and hates being asked questions. They attackspeople of every age and profession. From single girls to unemployed ones, from married to issueless, from moms to young boys, and leaves no one. They bombard everyone with her questions and people would never ask her in return. Sometimes one can see an AuntyDiscrimination who keeps asking from people where they are from. They love to know why a girl or boy is single, if married, why childless, if childless, why childless, if childless, why doesn’t go to a doctor, if goes to a doctor, why doesn’t the treatment work. If treatment doesn’t work, why not change the doctor, if changes the doctor, what is the result of new treatment? These characters love to know why a girl is fat and why a girl is slim. They would suggest thin people to eat more and fat people to diet. Imagine what our lives would have been without them?  These characters are very versatile. They can play the role of Auntycritic, Auntyinvestigation, AuntyDiscrimination and AuntyBroadcast at the same time. No spice, no masala, no broadcasting, no chilling and no questioning, of course. They comes up with a poster of “don’t ask me, I will ask only.” After all, she is a true representative of ‘Aur Sunao’ culture.

The Article was published in Express Tribune.

A Band Called 'The Sketches'

 Published on Koolmuzone, Under Interviews Categoty on 21st Sept, 2010



Tell a bit about your background – your education and childhood.
 
Saif: I was born in an educated family. Up to secondary education I did all, what a kid can do but onward I felt myself a little bit reserved since childhood then and always attracted towards nature. I was an average student. I did my graduation in English literature and masters in business administration.
Naeem: Born in a simple but educated family. Since childhood my family especially father supported me a lot. I was an average student and was closer to nature. I studied fine arts (sculpture) and learnt guitar too.

Tell about your inspiration and music training. 

We have never been part of any formal training. We preferred to learn from nature and from my own experiences instead of any patterned culture.  Though, we pay visits to different Sufi saints DARGAH’s and listen to Sufi singing. It comes from that.

Give a brief intro of the band members.

Saif is the vocalist/lyricist/composer and Naeem as lead guitarist/lyricist/composer, make The Sketches.

To what extent you think that music these days need to reflect message of peace? 

Sindhi society is subjugated by great Sufis and mystics. It has always been the land of peace, love, romance, and great cultural and pure artistic values. We believe that a great number of Sufi saints were born in Sub Continent. There were the great Sufi poets like Shah Abdul Latif Bhitai, who was the cherisher of truth and spent all his life in its promulgation, pursuit and quest. Bhitai was also a brilliant musician. The surs that he has written in his harmonious and rapturous poetry bear a witness to his enduring love for music. He invented a new type of musical instrument, Tambura which till today, is a primary source of music in rural Sindh. The beauty of Shah’s verses is enhanced by his blending of traditional Indian rag with the Sindhi folk songs and music. They inspired people with their mystic poetry and spread the message of tolerance and love. We simply believe that one cannot win heart through sword, but through soul touching music. These days, we need to create music that reflects the message of peace and harmony.

What was the first instrument you learnt playing and at what age?

Saif:  I tried playing Piano and flute but failed. I can play little Guitar.
Naeem: I started learning guitar at the age of 18.

Where does the influence come from?

We draw our influences from the great Sufi and folks singers like ALLAN FAQEER, SUFI SOHRAB FAQEER and Abida Parveen. Misri Khan, Khamiso Khan and Sarmad Sindhi also inspire us.
The influence list has bands and artists like VITAL SIGNS, JUNOON, CREED, GUNS AND ROSES, ALTER BRIDGE, METALICA, STAIND, PINKFLOYED, LEDZEPLLIN, BEATLES, JOE SATRIAN, BRYAN ADAMS, S.O.A.D and some others as well.
 

Share a few lines on your album Dastkari. What were your expectations from fans and how did they come out to be true?

We never expected anything as such. We put our maximum effort into everything and our album is just a debut one. We were very hopeful when it first came in the market. Quality cannot be proved without reality. We worked really hard on this album for about seven years.

To what extent you think is social media is important for musicians?

This is an era that is called the world of media and we think that social media is really important for all three stakes, music, musicians and listeners. Social media is really important.

What is the importance of cover songs for you?

The song became identity to sketches was a cover song ‘ MAUJOOD ‘ originally sung by ALAN FAKIR and now RAAT is another cover which was sung by SARMAD SINDHI. So in that sense we do covers, but we prefer to perform our own songs when we are on stage.

What is your source of learning and motivation?

Nature, mystic poets and Sufi saints act as our source of learning. Anything beautiful like windy evening can inspire us. The beautiful city of Jamshoro can inspire us too. At times, our seniors teach and inspire us a lot.

How do you define music in your words?

We believe that music is the food for inner soul. It serves as a connection between mind and soul.

Artists in Pakistan complain a lot about monopoly of record companies. Did you go through the same? What were the initial difficulties that your band faced?

The answer is a bit diplomatic kind. :) Of course we did face some problems. But in the end, one overcomes such things, if he or she is really talented. We went through all the hardships that newcomers usually go through. At times, we used to get fed up with some frauds, but we never gave up. There were people who tried to explain unnecessary things to us, while targeting our pockets. (Laugh) But now, we have are mature enough to laugh at them. It was a part of this industry.

To what extent you think can music help to shape up the society and people?

Of course! We believe in it firmly; music can shape up the society and people at maximum. It can be used to spread a message of love and peace, as we stated above.

What language do you enjoy singing the most? 

We enjoy singing in all the languages we know.

 

How would you define power of a language and literature for music? (E.g. Sindhi (Sufi) Literature) 

We think that music doesn’t need language but languages do need music which makes them powerful. Sindh is known as land of Sufis, Sindhi Literature and deep cultural heritage. The richness and depth of that deep rooted culture can be seen even today.

How do you take criticism? 

Sometimes we take it positively and sometimes it drives us mad.

There is so much competition in music industry, where do you see yourself after some years? Also, what would act as your niche?

Well! Its true there is so much competition in music industry. What we are today this will be much before to say. We actually look forward to a difficult path, we have to go on!!

From album Dastkari, which song is your personal favorite and why?

Saif: Maujood, because it has a message of peace and harmony which is also a message of SHAH ABDUL LATIF BHITTAI. I also love another song ‘SUBHA’ from our album.  This song reflects a ray of hope when you are lost in darkness. It depicts a positive message.
Naeem: Maujood is my favorite song too because it was made to promote peace, harmony and reconciliation.

What do you think about the future of Pakistani music industry?

We are optimistic about it. It will flourish.

What are the three things that you like about music industry and three things that you dislike?

The like list has:
Music serves as a way to spiritual development. It has ups and downs. It does reflect a message.
The dislike list has:
Policies at times don’t match with our morals, but we have to follow them. The commercial music and money temptation is something that ruins this industry.

What do you think should be the first quality of good/soul touching music?

It should be able to touch your deeper inner side.

What would the world have been like if there were no music?

It would have been like a color blind person.

The most memorable moment for The Sketches:

It came when we saw our poster on the wall of a music store.

Is there any message to your fans and new musicians?

Be original.


Saturday, September 18, 2010

Optimism of a ‘Burger’



The following piece came up after reading a highly optimistic post in a famous newspaper, written by a musician. The artist has written a very optimistic piece on Pakistan that I really appreciate. In such times of sorrow, grief and pessimism, we need some highly optimistic views like these. We live in a society where every day bad things are happening, but we are still optimistic. It’s great to have some people talking optimistically in such hard times. 

But this optimism fails to address why every hour, women are abused in Pakistan. I would have felt glad if the writer had conducted some research on this issue before writing an optimistic piece. After year 2009, 248 cases of physical abuse were reported from Larkana, 71 from Sukkur and 19 from Hyderabad. Also, 11 cases of rape/gang-rape, 150 cases of mental torture of women, 179 cases of forced marriage/child marriage and 53 cases of illegal confinement of women were reported from places like Sukkur, Larkana and Hyderabad. These are just the reported cases. There would be more even that don’t attract media’s attention.
Now coming to unemployment, over the past seven years after 2003, the unemployment rate were (7.40%), 2004 (7.70%) and so on till 2009, where it was 7.40%. It suddenly jumped to 15.20% after 2009. Does this figure serve as a sign of optimism anymore? There are so many graduates and masters unemployed, sitting at their homes. About 2.04 million youth, aged (19 to 25) is unemployed in Pakistan. The people above this age group are not included in the statistics. Does it make someone optimistic?

The piece on optimism fails to address long hours of load shedding in the country, increased power tariff, CNG shortage, a stagnant economy, sky-rocketing inflation, suicide bombings, attacks on religious places, lack of social security, honor killings, child abuse, social frauds, fake recruitment agencies, religious and ethnic discriminations, meager judiciary, nepotism, extreme fanaticism and insensitive culture. The piece doesn’t even address when minorities in Pakistan are shown discrimination. The corporate world is even not free from discrimination, reference culture and nepotism. About 23% of our population lives below poverty line. We have a public debt of more than $50 billion.

Should I mention the violence against two Sialkot brothers that took their lives? Can one be optimistic here? Forget about the match fixing. It happens in other countries too. There isn’t any internet in some areas of Rawalpindi and Islamabad, and people are using wireless due to PTCL strike. These are some common man issues. I forgot about the ban decision on Hindu mythology cartoons that never served optimism.

A burger celebrity may not be able to go through the pain that ordinary citizens go through in Pakistan. There are some parts of the country, where even clean drinking water isn’t available. He may not have to go through all these things being a celebrity. This level of optimism doesn’t even support the fake degree issue. Does it?
The only thing that is optimistic this time is the guy Aisam Ul Haq and those who contributed a lot during difficult times. People who have some humanity left in their hearts for their fellow people can make us think optimistically. I won’t say that we are a failed state, but would love to analyze things quantitatively as well as qualitatively. Those who collected donations and helped the flood victims come in this. Let’s not lose hope; it’s good to be optimistic but worst to be unrealistic and extremely idealistic. The glass seems half full to him though it’s not even filled one fourth. It’s actually empty.

Article Published in Aaj Tv (Web)

Welcome to the Dr Morning Glory Show



Morning TV show hosts have been known to talk more than their guests 

As the opening music fades out the face of an over-friendly host fills the screen.

Dr. Morning Glory: Hello! Welcome to the  show. I hope all of you are doing great! Today we have a fabulous celebrity guest with us. He has been a model, painter, singer, writer and has also been working as a social activist for the past few years.

*Applause*

Welcome to the show! All our viewers are dying to hear more about you. So let’s start! How did you start modeling?

Random Celebrity X: Actually, I was never a model. In fact…..........

Dr. Morning Glory: Oh? Never? I thought you were. Didn’t you talk about some modeling assignments recently? Modeling is a very challenging profession. Models need to take care of their looks and weight. The industry demands that they be healthy and the fashion world demands they be slim. They have to maintain a balance. Some models gain weight during their days off because of  unhealthy eating habits. When they do they are dropped from important modeling assignments. They must maintain a strict check on their weight through diet and exercise. These days there is an increasing trend of being ‘size zero’ among models, that makes them anorexic and pale. These health disorders are harmful as they could be life-threatening! What has your experience in the modeling industry been like?

X: Well, I just tweeted that I will model for a company…

Dr. Morning Glory: Exactly! So, that’s what your modeling career is all about? I guess Twitter and other social networks are the best places to discuss upcoming projects and assignments.  Lots of celebrities are making accounts on twitter and other social networks. That way fans come to know a lot about them. You can also stay in touch with your fans via a short status. However, most of these accounts are fakes and have been created by fans who impersonate celebrities. Despite these issues social networks are the best place in cyber world for self-promotion. Plus there is also an issue regarding settings. There should be a system in each social network that can help people to understand the difference between fake and original profiles. Don’t you think? Anyway, a reliable source has informed us that you were not paid for your last job! Is that true?

X: I want to clarify that…

Dr. Morning Glory:That sounds pathetic! Your statements prove that companies don’t pay much. This is shocking! A dilemma of the nation! Celebrities, like us, work hard so hard to provide entertainment to public and yet we are treated badly. We get nothing – nothing – in return! Our hard work is never gets rewarded. In the end, no one remembers. Nations who forget about their celebrities and legends simply can not progress. Most of them are even underrated by public. What a tragedy! Anyway, when did you enter the field?
X: Oh! It was almost eight years when I…

Dr. Morning Glory: That’s right! I know I saw you on television for the first time about eight years ago. But I was not asking about the time. What I was asking about was when you first got struck by inspiration –  the feeling that is associated for every artist. The feeling that comes to mind when doing something great and achieving something wonderful. When did you feel the desire to enter this glamorous field? After all, it is a big decision and mostly parents don’t allow their kids to enter this field. Rather they pressure children to join medicine or engineering. I am sure that you must have gone through all this. This is how art gets wasted in our country! I think parents should support their children in becoming what they want to be instead of forcing them to choose professions of their own choice. Art gets wasted when parents don’t let their children join any photography club, art academy or music school. And talent gets neglected like this. Were you parents like this too?

X: My family was very supportive and cooperative…

Dr. Morning Glory: I so agree with you! Without a family’s support and help no one can succeed in our profession. To enter show business, family and friends have to be cooperative. They must know your nature, needs and requirements as well. They must learn how to cooperate and support you. If you are going for a shoot and no one realizes how important it is then you can never be successful! The biggest support for celebrities comes from their spouses and friends. So tell us, who has been your lifeline?

X: Well,  my biggest inspiration in life comes from…

Dr. Morning Glory: Oh my god we have a live call! Wait? No we don’t. So you were saying that one must be inspired in order to be successful. Everything in the world derives its inspiration from different sources. Some derive it from nature, some from other human beings and some from tragedy. This varies from person to person.  Art, literature, poetry, photography, music, philosophy, nothing happens without inspiration. Art is useless without any true inspiration and depth. But inspiration is not enough – there must be passion as well. Passion along with inspiration makes a good combination. However to be honest, I am surprised by the long list of things that inspire you. Don’t you get tired? Also, inspiration is reflected in an artist’s works. It is like a mirror. Oops! Did you say something?

X: I just coughed…

Dr. Morning Glory: I see. How interesting. Now let’s move on to your writing career.  In your stories you have used word “I” a lot. This “I” culture in writings shows the narcissist attitude in celebrities. And some celebrities tend to show this less considerate kind of attitude at times. It becomes a part of their nature. Some psychologists draw a wide distinction between narcissism and high self-esteem. I am sure people know the difference between the two. Unfortunately, a common man may not be able to judge the difference between the two. For celebrities, a moderate amount of self esteem and self worth is important. Self esteem that is dangerously low or high can create a problem. People with low self esteem show less confidence and courage. There must be a balance.

X: I just wrote a few simple stories…

Dr. Morning Glory: Sounds great! There you have it! Isn’t he modest? This simplicity shows how humble and down to earth you are – an attitude that most people lack these days. At times, simplicity is depicted as being naïve and plain, which is wrong. Being too humble can be a problem too these days though. One must throw a tantrum or show little attitude, otherwise people may start taking you for granted and start expecting a lot from you. Their expectations will just keep on increasing!

Oh no! We are already out time! Its time to bid you all farewell but first I have to than X for sharing his experiences and thoughts on our show. It was great getting to know more about your career and inspirations. Join me next time for another in depth interview with another celebrity!

 The Article was published in Express Tribune

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

A Mythical Racist Culture

“We are now all Pakistanis–not Baluchis, Pathans, Sindhis, Bengalis or Punjabis–and as Pakistanis we must feet behave and act, and we should be proud to be known as Pakistanis and nothing else.”
~~Jinnah

The racial ethnicity and internal discrimination is something that forms the fabric of our current social set up and infrastructure. It is something that has deeply penetrated into our roots, blood, and beliefs. It has just been rooted into our thoughts, daily life conversation, jokes and behavior. We don’t have any anti-Pathan or anti-Sindhi theory to support our racist behavior, but our daily talk does reflect this.

How does one feel when he hears a sensible person speaking of marrying a Pathan woman only because Pathan women are beautiful? Excuse me, we forget about the racist behavior where beauty comes in. The same person may not hate Pathans for eating naswar then as his fellow being do. Why are we surprised to hear about all this everywhere, when this starts at home?

This attitude extends to employment, corporate world and marriages as well. How does one feel when an intern belonging to Hazara is given special preference in the department just because the head of the department is a resident of Hazara? How does one feel when he or she is asked about his caste in a job interview? I guess the candidate’s caste add ups a lot of extra skills, abilities and extra competencies.
In a social gathering, one often finds people asking questions like “Are you a Jatt, or a Janjua?” and “What’s your caste?” I guess Jatts and Janjuas have excellent ‘small talk’ manners and the best communication skills. One would often find “Arains” speaking badly of “Gujjars” and “Minhas” badly criticizing “Cheemas” for their stupid behavior.

Coming to marriages, yes here is a problem as well. The notions affect marriages as well where Syeds would not marry in Non-Syeds, Shaikhs would not marry a “Jatt” or a Khan and vice versa. The racist approach and provincial prejudice isn’t only within the Punjabis, Sindhis, Baluchis, Pathans and Muhajirs, but it lies at an internal level as well, where one finds Punjabis even looking down upon other Punjabis just because of their ‘caste’.

What comes next when our elders teach their kids like?
“Son, don’t eat like a hungry Bengali.”
“I was expecting a naughty behavior from you since you are a resident of Hazara.”
Some others say:
“Don’t send us a Lahori family since Lahoris are too sharp.”
“Pathans demand a lot of money at the time of marriage.”
“He gave you guys a treat. It is strange since he is a Shaikh.”
“Your kids speak Urdu like Muhajirs.”
“Your daughter has curly hair and dark. She looks like a Negro”.

Thanks to some stupid and useless funny racist statements that have boosted negative behavior in people. These were some of the examples of very simple daily life conversation statements or words that we never even think about much. The racism or ethnicity is everywhere. The list of vast jokes, anecdotes and useless myths never come to an end. Many people base their lives and form solid opinions just on the basis of these uselessly transferred myths.

The child may think that Bengalis are bad and people from Hazara are ill-omened. This racism continues even at the time of natural and human disasters. How does one feel when he finds someone saying that Pathans deserved all this drowning in Nowshehra? After the Faisal Shehzad issue, some people were seen stating like, “Faisal well done, we have always hated Pathans, you have made us proud and increased our hatred.”

In our obsession of looking down upon others, some of us maintain a most obnoxious behavior towards people who are native people of our country. We even love calling local Christians as Chooras, not matter how well educated and well behaved they are. Our personal biases make us more confused and aggressive.
It’s not necessary that only Lahoris would be the fastest people in the world or Pathans would be demanding a lot of money at the time of marriage. There are countless examples of non-Pathans who ask for a lot of money and non-Lahoris who are very fast and quick. Children are always naughty, no matter if they are from Hazara or not. There could be examples on non-Shaikhs who are reluctant to spend money on others. The if-then-else conditions may apply well to languages but not to ordinary humans.

The simple soft jokes are good to enjoy only if they don’t make someone a racist. Talking about myths, we don’t need any more to make ourselves a racist. Enough are there. Enough have been there to make us discriminatory. Just like charity, tolerance and acceptance begin at home too. We would never teach the same child about Rabindarnath Tagore of Bengal or any of his accomplishments, but we feel great to tell him not to eat like a “Hungry Bengali”, and would feel proud of telling him some great eating manners. Doesn’t discrimination start at home too?

Opinion Editorial for Aaj Tv.

Towards an Intolerant Society

There is no distinction between one community and another, no discrimination between one caste and another. We are starting with this fundamental principle that we are all equal citizens of one State.”
~ Jinnah
I simply don’t know how to move with these two words “insensitive” and “intolerant”. Over a period of time, we have emerged as a highly insensitive nation. We love to make fun of those who are sensitive and care a lot for the social cause.

It dates back to a story when we were discussing works of Pashtu poet Amir Crore during lectures. A boy started making fun of him and his name… “Pathans have stupid names like this…..” and the class started laughing. (I was the only Pathan there and was a topper as well.) The teacher scolded me for pointing them out as she was enjoying their sick sense of humor. A very small example of racial intolerance I observed during my college days. A group of people hated me for belonging to a Pashtu caste. They reason they gave me for hatred was they hated Taliban. Excuse me, I wasn’t a Taliban.

I have been observing many signs of insensitivity that extends over personal, political and religious levels as well. To start with, see our text books that create a typical image of us in the world. A culture of cultural and social intolerance also exists where we stand quite reluctant. This insensitivity and intolerance is a customary effect that is observed in linguistic, cultural, social and ethnic expressions. It is not only limited to the religious expression. What are some of the most prominent examples of insensitivity and intolerance? Here are a few:
There comes our intolerance towards minorities and hatred towards them. The attack on Ahmadi worship area is the main example of that. Even after the attack, some people were heard saying that it was good to kill Ahmadis and they were “Wajib-ul-Qatl”. The attitude towards Ahmadi community in the drastic floods of 2010 is again inhuman and very much insensitive. Forget about the killing. Does Almighty ever stop its people and creatures from giving food, even if they are Ahmadis, Parsis, Hindus or Sikhs? About 500 Ahmadi families were been hit by floods, they were rejected food items and they were forced to leave the relief camps by the local administration. They were given refuge only by their fellow Ahmadi people. What have we given to our minorities? This discrimination would lead us nowhere. Ahmadi Community in Faisalabad suffered a lot even when people were handing out pamphlets urging people to boycott businesses owned by Ahmadis and also asking Ahmadis to resign from high level posts.
But, what is left about the fake and double standards of ours? Can we justify them? There is an Ahmadi family who shared their story with me. People didn’t want to marry their sons since they were Ahmadis some years ago. They used to criticize them openly for being Ahmadis and asking other people to boycott them. Now the same people, who have been criticizing them for decades, now have not been able to find matches for their daughters. So they are asking the mother of those Ahmadi boys again and again to marry their daughters. The same story applies to a girl whose late grandfather was an Ahmadi. But she brought a lot of money and dowry with her; people were ready to marry her, despite being an Ahmadi’s daughter. Here comes the greed, lust and materialism where intolerance simply goes away.

Then we show our hypocritical standards by protesting for not allowing Muslim women to wear veil in France, when we ourselves are at the peak for showing high discrimination towards Non-Muslims. One would be shocked to know that majority of the people among the protestors never wore a “Hijab.”
While writing a post on my favorite season Coke Studio, I heard someone commenting badly as why the Coke Studio had a Christian drummer in it and why Pashtu, Sindhi and Baluchi singers weren’t introduced in it? This was a very shocking example of “Music discrimination”. While talking about music, let me quote one more example. A music website published news of sudden demise of Imran Lodhi of ADP, over which a famous singer-cum-song-writer instantly messaged me and asked me to remove my status of “RIP Imran”, because he died a “Haram” death, after committing suicide. This was again a very insensitive and inhuman response from a musician. Not to mention, after a Pathan friend saw my music reviews, he asked me to review “Janaan” by Hadiqa and Irfan, since it was a Pashtu song. Does one write a review on the basis of Sindhi, Baluchi and Pashtu music? I review what I like and whatever is soul touching.

Even on the day of Air Blue plane crash, there were hundreds of people who were least bothered about the tragic incident. I wasn’t in a jolly mood and they kept asking me what was the best film to watch that day and what was the best refreshment to have with tea? This level of insensitivity extends on personal level. I also noticed some people asking me to write reviews on their music albums and listen to their new songs, on the day of crash. The coffin of late Prem Chand (member of Youth Parliament) was marked as “Kaafir”. The term literally means infidel. What was bad in writing “Mr. Prem Chand” on his coffin? The use of alphabets was not a problem, but yes the discriminatory attitude was. The latest example is of the brutal killing of two brothers in Sialkot. One can’t even beat an animal so brutally and ruthlessly. The insensitive attitude wasn’t only restricted to the ones beating them only, but also the ones standing there and enjoying watching the beating.

From individual insensitivity, we have now started moving towards a collective insensitivity and an intolerant culture. With increased target killings and attacks, nothing is left safe now. Thanks to some deep fanatics who think that they represent the religion at their best and the whole of the world is wrong. Plus, it has become a habit of ours if we don’t ask annoying and highly irritating questions from victims who are already suffering. It is not only that we are bad at tolerating Non-Muslims, but we discriminate a lot within ourselves too.


Opinion Editorial for Aaj Tv.

Remembering Ainee Aapa


FEATURE (21st August 2010)    


"History is another name for humanity’s inability to learn its lesson,” Qurratulain Hyder

My concern for civilization values about which I continue writing may sound naive, wooly-headed and simplistic. But then, perhaps, I am like that little bird which foolishly puts up its claws, hoping that it will stop the sky from falling, Qurratulain Hyder 

Even three years after her death, one still feels the freshness and strength of different characters that she created. As a prolific writer, she started writing at a very young age. She is considered one of the most celebrated writers of Urdu fiction. The death of Qurratulain Hyder marks the end of a period of the optimum writing in Urdu. Qurratulain Hyder, a.k.a Ainee Apa, truly dominated the world of Urdu literature for over six decades.

Her piece Mere Bhi Sanam Khaney (My Temples, Too) is the story of family embedded in the traditions of the Indo-Muslim culture as it struggled to narrate the tragic tale of the birth of two new nations. The set of rich charecaters like Rakhshanda, Karan, Picho, Christabil and Gunni represent a group of people who are brave, protagonists and enthusiastic for creating a new world. The story also portrays deep cultural roots of Lucknow, its faded culture and how old values replaced the new ones after partition. It also reflects the end of a feudal system that came with the Independence.

Her work Kar-e-Jahan Daraz Hay is an excellent family chronicle and autobiographical work. The most genius literary work is Aag ka Darya (River of Fire) that deals with the dilemma of human condition in the Indo-Pakistani background until the formation of a new country. Through a wonderful characterization that depicts the sociology, history and culture that rooted over centuries in India. The tour de force beautifully extends over centuries and explains a vast span of times and historical epochs till post-Independence era in India and Pakistan.

Her work Aglay Janam Mohey Bitia na Kejio is a fine and delicate piece on social class, gender exploitation and injustice. The poor girls Qamran and Shamsan struggle a lot to get themselves adjusted in a cruel and un-accepting male-dominated society. Sita Haran is about a dirge to the sagacity of individual and political perfidy subject to human beings. It is about a modern and well-educated Sindhi Hindu migrant woman, Sita Mirchandani, who starts living with her lover Irfan after being separated from her Muslim husband, and remains highly nostalgic about her past. She struggles against a battle of exile that is more internal in nature. It is a story of betrayal at personal as well as political level.

Housing Society explores the post independence cultural and economic classes. Jamshed, who is a poor man’s son, comes to Karachi and becomes a powerful and influential business entrepreneur, while the family of Chhoti Bitia (Salma) and Surayya start struggling to make their survival in the new political and economic system. One finds a touch of little scorn in this masterpiece novella.

Her piece Pat Jhar ki Awaz (The Sound of Falling Leaves) has a classical touch to it. And it has been translated into Bengali, Punjabi, Oriya, Tamil, Kanada and Dogri languages. It un-folds a series of personal, economic, historical and political betrayals and also tend to explore the calamitous events that have disclosed their lives. Her travelogue Koh-i-Damavand covers the reminiscences of Iran, Russia and Kashmir. Chandni Begum reflects the altering realities of modern life and people who are main victims of this traumatic cycle. The novellas Dilruba and Chai ke Bagh are based on traumatic social status of women. The ordeal felt by Gulnaar Bai and Kashani sisters is well enough to depict the misery of women in a society.

The Street Singers of Lucknow and Other Stories combine fact, fantasy and pinch of satirical humor along with rococo imitation and brusque post-modernism. Picture gallery is a collection of different essays, reports and documentaries on topical issues.

Besides these, her works include Sitaron Sey Aagey, Sheeshay ke Ghar, Safina-e-gham-e-Dil, Gardish-e-Rang-e-Chaman, Roshni ki Raftaar, Sitambar Ka Chaand, Fasle-gul-aai ya Ajal Aayi and Jila Watan.
The novel Aakhir-e-Shab ke Hamsafar is set in Bengal and runs alongside imperative historic moments and epochs like the ascending in nationalistic feelings, the rise of revolutionary movements in Bengal, and the demand for Bangladesh.

She received the Sahitya Akademi Award in 1967, Soviet Land Nehru Award in 1969, and Ghalib Award in 1985. She also received Jnanpith Award in 1989 for her novel Aakhir-e-Shab ke Hamsafar. She was awarded Padma Shri and was conferred the Padma Bhushan in 2005 by the Government of India, for her role to Urdu Literature and education.

She left us on August 21, 2007 after a prolonged illness. If I keep on writing about her all life, her work, and other achievements, my pen would never stop. Her range and depth in portraying societies, cultures, traumas and individuals still remains inimitable. Ainee Apa shall always live on in her stories.

The Feature Published in Aaj Tv. (web)

The Keyboard Mafia


Comments come in all shapes and sizes in the blogosphere 
Comments come in all shapes and sizes in the blogosphere
Over the past few months I have been paying close attention to the comment mafia. Mind you, they do not attack regular newspaper reports, but the pistols come roaring out for blogs and op-ed pieces.
In blogs there is a bit of professional rivalry. If a certain popular blogger has received a high number of comments then others bloggers will start commenting tearing his/her piece apart.
One would find something like this:
Frustrated201: What crap!
KhiGurl: I agree with Frustrated!
L@ggard: I concur…with Frustrated and KhiGurl. They are so right.
These hate commenter’s travel in packs. They will leave derogatory (but not abusive) comments on each of their targets posts in an attempt to make the writer look bad.
The mafia, of course takes care of its own. If, for instance KhiGurl wrote a post then you can be certain that members of the pack will leave plenty of “bravo’s” and “keep it up’s” in the comments section. The people who do this are usually unsuccessful bloggers who fail to get readers by virtue of their pieces and end up unleashing their pent up resentment and frustration on popular blogs.
There is another kind of resentment filled commenter as well – the eager writer who has been rejected from every newspaper he sends his pieces to. Their accusations and negativity isn’t only focused on the blogger, but towards the newspaper too. These comments are usually along the lines of:
SteinbeckFan: The quality of the newspaper is low, why is it publishing such low quality blogs?
CitizenJurno: A very third rate piece for a newspaper!
Then there are people whom you have rejected as cyber friends. Being rejected, they think that the comments section of your blog is the ideal place for them to start interacting with you. They make random comments on your piece without even reading it.
But while virtual stalkers may leave plenty of comments – it is often who (and how many) people you know in real life that can make that comment number go up.
I call one brand of commenter the “teachers group”.   They were the ones who scolded and punished you when you were in school or college.  Now they feel proud and love the way you write. Their comments on blogs are very objective, and their tone very encouraging.
Old friends who know you well and enjoy your writing style comment too. As friends, their views are unbiased and rational. Bloggers get their best critiques from friends sometimes because they comment honestly and objectively.
Acquaintances from college or university days are unlikely to take the trouble to go to a website and read your blog. But they will keep commenting on the Facebook status where you shared the blog link. These comments are random and have nothing to do with your piece:
:P
You are a difficult person
what is this
Often the comment section is a great platform to butter up the powers that be in an organisation. If a prospective blogger has sent in a piece to the editor he may spend some tome writing complimentary comments about other posts or the site in general. They are trying to win the hearts of the community. The newbie blogger will probably leave a long and highly agreeable comment on a few popular blogs so that when their blog does come up, no one leaves a negative comment on it.
Of course, not everyone in the comment section is waging war. There are the quiet readers who feel happy that their comment was published at all. They may just leave comments like “nice” and “good” on a blog.
The final category of commenter is the silent commenter – the thinker. He reads each and every word of posts and columns carefully. Sometimes you worry that he has ignored you. The thinker does not ever leave comments on blogs but one day, out of the blue they may mention that your blog on certain issue posted two weeks ago was great. They really enjoyed reading it. That is the best comment of all.

The Article was published in Express Tribune

True stories of celebrity tantrums


Dealing with celebrities can mean handling attitude problems and managing unreasonable requests 
Dealing with celebrities can mean handling attitude problems and managing unreasonable requests
The best part about being a journalist is meeting celebrities of whom one has been a great fan. However, at times staying in touch with celebrities can be a miserable job. Celebrities can live up to your worst nightmare of stereo-typical narcissistic social-climbing artificial materialistic horror – and they can do it in spike heels.
As a free-lance writer for several English language magazines I have gone through some bitter experiences.

Interviewing a celebrity (with fangs!)

A. Khan is a singer and song-writer who I have had the misfortune of interviewing twice.
The first piece I wrote appeared on my blog before it was printed in a weekly publication. The singer (popularly known for a vampire themed music video) was furious that the editorial team had altered the language and style to their own standards.  “What is this?” he had asked. He was extremely rude and arrogant. I explained that drafts often undergo editorial modifications but he was still extremely angry. He scolded the editor and eventually the magazine was forced to change the review on their website at his ‘request’ – twice!

My second interview with A. Khan was not very pleasant either. He wanted to see every word of the interview after I composed the draft. Later, he wanted to add more questions of his own. The final-straw was when he added an imaginary question by himself, according to which it sounded like he was a ‘good guy’ who never partied or drank and people were surprised by his puritanical lifestyle. When I told the editorial team about this they had a good laugh.

Models are to be seen not heard

A weekly fashion magazine asked me to interview male fashion model E, who had made waves in the industry after appearing in a television commercial for a new bank.
E sounded very pleased with himself when I contacted him for the interview. “Hi, I am a great model and I have worked with so many agencies. Check out my new shoots. I look dashing!” but then “Who the hell are you? Where can this magazine even be found?” he asked.
An editor of another magazine shared a similar experience. She had tried to interview E as well but was met with a snobbish response. “Should I try?” I asked her. “Forget it,” she advised “he is a snob and too rude!”
I still could not believe that a celebrity who always smiled pleasantly on television was so obnoxious.  Despite her warnings I tried to interview E again – the results were pathetic.

Facebook favorites

The next celebrity is quite strange. The musician, Z has his own band and production house.  He strategically adds me to his network whenever he is about to make a new song or video but after I give him some coverage, he deletes me from his network. This has happened four times!
In another case my Facebook status became a celebrity death match after I interviewed a famous female vocalist. The lady is classically trained and recently featured in a song with Xavier. When I shared the link to the interview on my status earlier mentioned A. Khan began leaving negative comments about her. At first I tried to moderate and removed most of his comments. But his criticism was harsh. Perhaps he had some sort of professional rivalry with her but my status certainly wasn’t the place to work it out!
My worst experience on Facebook was after the sad demise of Imran Lodhi  of Aunty Disco Project. A music website posted news of his death and it was very shocking. I changed my status to “RIP Imran” over which a very famous celebrity  instantly messaged me. “Hey, remove your status – he committed suicide. You must never write about him. He died a “haraam” death.”  This was the most insensitive and inhuman response that I have ever received.

Remembering the little people

Underground singer A. Shahid was grateful when I had interviewed him before he was signed by a famous company. But afterwards he asked me to not write anything about his music. Ironically, a manager from the same company contacted me and insisted that I should write something on Shahid’s new piece. What was this? The singer asked me not to publish anything and the manager asked me to write. I decided not to write anything.

In a similar situation a very young singer, (who many feel is over-rated) hid behind his manager. Whenever I contact him for an interview, he asked me to contact his manager. “For God’s sake, I am not interested in contacting the manager,” I thought.  How could a manager tell me about his inspiration, desires and passions? A manager could tell about his recent events, upcoming shows and live performances. He is not even “big” enough to have a manager!

Holy but not humble

I received a taste of celebrity attitude from a singer who has two recent claims to fame - being religious and singing the original version of a song that was covered for a racy Indian movie.
I contacted him for a magazine interview but the response I got was “Please don’t bother me again.” But when I told him about the name of the magazine that wanted his interview his tone changed drastically. “Oh, great! I have read your work and it’s really good.”

Where is my interview?

When you write for a quarterly magazine, the publishing cycle can take more than four months. Celebrities I interview are impatient about their interviews. The result is an inbox full of messages like “Hey, when would it come?” and “Why the delay?
Last year I wrote an interview of a former Aaroh band member. When the interview came up, he opened it from his cell. But some web pages don’t open completely on phones. He only viewed a part of his interview and told me that the interview wasn’t visible and started scolding me. I asked him to open it from a computer. Of course when he did everything was fine.

The Article was published in Express Tribune.

The perfect rishta can be expensive


Most marriage bureaus are frauds at best 
Most marriage bureaus are frauds at best
Finding a proper match these days has become an onerous task. People mostly rely on ‘marriage wali’ aunties who keep on advertising in different newspapers.
Most of the marriage bureaus operating in Pakistan are fake. They post ads in newspapers, ask families to fill out registration forms, take a large amount of money and never send a single family. They don’t even bother to pick up your phone when you call them after you have paid their fee.

Quit playing games

Some of my friends have had bad experiences with S Assoc. and Mrs K in Islamabad. S Assoc. ask families to fill a form, charge Rs10,000 or more and never bother to send anyone to their clients. Mrs K registers and charges everyone a hefty amount, but only sends proposals to Kashmiri families. She once sent a family to my friend’s house and it turned out that the family was visiting almost every house in town. To everyone they would say, “Our son is gone for a course and he is in the air force.” Some air force people, who knew them personally, said that the family is fraud and a friend of Mrs K and that she is sending them to almost every client.

A conveniently forgetful shaadi aunty

One day, the mother of an old friend of mine, suggested meeting such a Mrs A, whom she considered a ‘specialist’. Upon calling her the impression that she got was that the lady was very polite and well-mannered. She asked my mother to take me along with her and pay her a visit. She met us very politely, took our numbers and the ‘fee’.  After seven or eight months, my mother gave her a reminder call, “Bhabi, have you done something? We came to your place some months back?”
“I don’t remember you!”she said rudely and hung up the phone quite rudely.
My mother was shocked and asked some other women who had contacted her. Mrs A, apparently only registers ‘beautiful girls’ but takes money from everyone. When my mother contacted her again she replied, “I don’t even remember you and your daughter.” My mom gave up. Last week my mother happened to bring up the topic with some friends at a party. They all said the same about the match-maker being a fraud. They said she had taken money from them and never gotten back. This lady used to have a very good reputation some time back. Sadly, she has lost that now.

Everything is for sale

From four bureaus in the past, the list has now expanded to nine bureaus in the city. But some feel that marriage wali aunties are all frauds. “People are cheated in the name of social services and in getting a legitimate reference but these marriage bureaus only work to make money. The government should take stern action against such marriage bureaus who are openly cheating people in order to earn money,” said a friend of mine.  Many say stated the have paid a lot of money to these marriage bureaus, but haven’t received any response. These bureaus always tell you that these matters “take time.”

The strange thing is that usually one is pays after some service is offered, but these bureaus always charge money first. They justify this by saying that calling people and talking to them incurs a lot of expenses. Does it really cost Rs 10,000 or more to make some calls? We know local call rates all too well.
The lesson is that marriage bureaus are a fraud and raise fake standards for people. When one asks these bureaus about their stance they say that families come to them asking for girls who look like Hollywood stars and models.

These bureaus are privately owned and run, without any government registration. Worried parents of aging girls are their most-frequented clients and ‘victims’. They mostly attract worried parents with their ads in daily newspapers and classified sections on Sundays.
The government must keep a check on such people and should not allow everyone to open bureaus. Each one of them claims to have 15 years of experience and just makes good money without actually doing anything.

The Article was published in Express Tribune